when you’re proven wrong and you were really sure you were right
did he jus get knocked out by his titties
So my parents’ terrace has a little hole in it, for drainage.
My dog thinks it’s a window, though.
She stays like this for hours.
A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like I’m the Queen..
Elvis during rehearsals for The Steve Allen Show, July 1956.
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
“Truth or dare”
“What’s your credit card number”
people who have perfect bodies but eat junkfood and don’t exercise is the reason I hate everyone